i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
(via gagashairbow)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via gagashairbow)
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
(Source: hotel-mario, via rdawgsaywha)
if we didn’t dream, our brains would devour themselves, in madness and paranoia. The Viet Cong knew that. That’s why they used sleep deprivation as a form of torture.
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
(via mello-dramatic)
